SCOUSER

Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money

"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"

by Reeviero March 22, 2008

scouser

A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'

What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

by undisclosed March 1, 2004

scouser

Soundest people in the world! Boss dress sence! Always up for a laff! Best footy team in the world! Liverpooooll "champians league 5 times" !!
capital of culture 2008!!

Stevie G AND Jamie C - probably the best scousers ever!
The beatles - legends
"sporty spice"- abit out ov date but she made it big ...the list goes on and on...
dis is ow we do it on da merseyysidee kid!!!
showin da rest wa bein scouse is all aba!!! respect!!!

by vickietoria October 2, 2005

scouser

Resident of Liverpool.

Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.

Scouser: "Alright mate, how's things?"

Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt,

Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."

by Destroyer of Mancs April 29, 2010

scouser

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go

N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!

by Scouse_gyal November 5, 2006

Sconyers

Sconyers are sexy as heck have big packages the boys are real good at sports and fighting and girls are talented and great artist and every sconyers has a heart of gold and love fighting when others are in the wrong and they will hold grudges forever

Wow sconyers are really nice but savages

Yeah they are I'd be scared to come across them i wouldn't last

Yeah man foreal scary world with the sconyers in it

by Kylegotstyle May 24, 2017

Plazzy Scouser

Someone born outside of Liverpool, but dreams of one day being wrongly mistaken for Scouse. They "support" either red or blue yet don't ever venture too far from their couch unless it's an awayday to the local pub. Claim to out of towners that they where born in Scotty Road". Desperate to be accepted

Ketwig Keith: Alright laa you a scouser?

Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !

Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?

Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.

Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the

by anonymous April 26, 2021