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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
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Harry Slimming

An albino fish-man.White Hair. Cheats on his girlfriends, a compulsive liar, and all around annoying, nobody likes him. no one is his friend. people have the desire to pee in his hair and make him cry.
"It's the swamp thing!"
"no. it's just Harry Slimming."
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Slamming Hole

The act of having sexual intercourse, more specifically fucking pussy
Dude, this girl was real pumped. She let me watch TV while i was slamming hole
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Scramming

When you're lazily scrolling through Instagram, you're scramming.

Scrolling + gramming = scramming
D: Whatcha doing?

B: Nothing really... just scrolling through Instagram.
D: Ah gotcha, you're just scramming.
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butt slamming

Indulging in anal intercourse,with vim and vigour.
I gave him /her such a good BUTT-SLAMMING I got bruises on my hips!
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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
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