schwillboxed

Drunk past schwilled, past consciousness. Also, not a strate thing to say

JOey is on the ground and not breathing after drinking all those beers, I'd say he's schwillboxed.

Roger drinks all the time and passes out, hes a huge schwillbox

by K neild June 29, 2005

schiddy-piddy

(noun) large amount of shitty work; daunting task; stuff

Sorry, I can't go out tonight because I've got a lot of schiddy-piddy to do.

by Dr. E. Smith April 22, 2006

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

schlide

To make a flirtatious move on an attractive female, usually ending in rejection

ie "Will, you tryin' to schlide in on Emily?"

by GetFukkkkkkkked March 28, 2015

Schmidtke

Schmidtke is a surname originating in Germany which originally meant "blacksmith", but in Australia has taken on a meaning of "that kid at your school who is always gonna be there for his fam. He would take bullets for each and every one of his squad, and they mean the world to him. He is tall and sexy as hell"

Girl 1: Dayum, that Schmidtke kid lookin sexy today! Kinda wanna get with him, but my boyfriend gets kinda jealous
Girl 2: its okay, gurrl, he knew when you got together that Schmidtke was a risk, but Schmidtke would protecc you if you need protection from a jelly boyfriend. Just get in his bed tonight!

by KahootKing777 August 27, 2020

A Schmidt

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.

by Student 47 December 7, 2018

to schmidhuber

When you claim that someone else's idea that even remotely resembles your own is stolen from you.

I had that idea already 20 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.

by badfellow July 15, 2021