Satan himself

A person who puts a toilet paper roll backwards

I had to hang out with satan himself

by Suit man the chad June 29, 2022

carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

by Impudicus April 9, 2019

u/sataniamana

An e-boy cuck who acts smarter than everyone and comments on reddit posts to gain a sense of superiority over other people, he also clicks on dangerous links

18.234.166.227
Virginia
City Location: Ashburn
Postal: 20149
Area: 703
Metro: 511

u/sataniamana
“That post makes no sense, I’m super fucking smart”

by Le yeet April 9, 2020

Santa-Satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.

……… WHAT THE FUCK

Santa-Satan all hail

by Α January 13, 2022

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

hail satan

A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.

Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"

by TheWaker2021 March 31, 2021