Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

The kernel sander

Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”

George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head

by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018

dirty sander

The dirty Sander is when a male above the age of 18 but under the age of 20 sneaks into a zoo to the monkey pen. He the proceeds to make a very explicit video with the animals and spams it all over social media so his friends and family adore him.

Did you see his phone hhas the latest camera so he went to the zoo and preformed a dirty sander

by Judgey__02 April 19, 2020

Greasy sander

When you go to KFC with your girl and you get the 12 piece bucket of chicken.and once you finish eating the chicken you stick your greasy fingers in your girls anus.

Man i gave tanisha a greasy sander yesterday

by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023

pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.

holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.

by yer mammy April 12, 2007

Palm sander

A woman or man who fashions their hair in such a manner so they have a bun or top knot on top of their head.
The bun/top knot is then used to guide the willing participant head in providing oral sex with their partner.

If Jenny, is wearing her hair in a bun tonight she is looking for some palm sander action.

by Feelingit June 20, 2017

Burnie Sander

A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.

Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.

by Gwynnyyy March 1, 2019