Samuel

Mom - u have new dad
Child-who?
Mom-Samuel
Child-I knew that, classic Samuel
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Samuel

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
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Person 1: dude that kid has stayed on his xbox all day... even when naked chicks were having a pillow fight in his room!

Person 2: hmmm that kid must be a Samuel...
by aaaahhhhhhmun April 17, 2011
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Samuel is extremely intelligent but also very humble and you won’t really know how smart he is until you enter a intellectual conversation with him. He doesn’t smile often, but when he does, it will light up your world for the rest of the day. He’s a big gamer and loves sports. He’s a pretty picky eater but, what he does like, he LOVES. ( Spaghetti, ice cream, pizza, etc. ) His favorite thing in the world is helping people. If he’s having a bad day, just let him help you with something and he’ll feel a lot better. He’s a creative writer and is very chill. He’s one of a kind. As a boyfriend, it’s impossible to ever even consider leaving him. He’s not perfect, but he’ll try to be for his girlfriend. If you know a Samuel, consider yourself lucky. Not many get to experience the level of kindness, devotion, and brilliance that he brings
I love you, Samuel. “
by Kumo October 30, 2019
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guy: wadup dude

samuel: i like fucking guys a lot.
by eosah April 09, 2021
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A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
"This shit is Samuel"
"Totally man"
by Thatoneguythatknowsalls March 13, 2009
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Samuel is a type of guy with a long dick and big hairy balls. His dick is so long, when he goes pee, his dick whips out of his pants and sags down on the ground.
Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.
by TheChair64 June 19, 2017
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