Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

spamoni

Vernacular commonly used to replace the popular phrase, "Thats what she said." When referring to a sexual insinuation.

" And now up pops the tool bar." "Spamoni!"

"It really hurt when I got out of the shower" "Spamoni"
"Hey, Scott why are you sitting on that wood?" "Spamoni"

by silence do good already May 26, 2009

samolians

Samolians - money - fee - payment for work done

"No, an initial design & i'll try & get sometime with him regarding the samolians..."

by zane3021 April 24, 2008

samohi

SAMOHI is short for Santa Monica High School. In California.
The school is broken up into "houses" where each house has a principal. The houses are: S, A, M, O, H, I.
Its pretty much an awesome school.

Person: What school do you go to?
Student: I go to SAMOHI.

by bitchhhhplease November 22, 2007

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

spamoni

mike johnson's code word for hooking up

Mike texted her "spamoni" and she went over to his room.

by meow123xoxo January 28, 2014