tokyo sandblaster

so you just heard this on conan and you look it up seeing someone is trolling you

omg conan u so funny when you say tokyo sandblaster

by tntunus November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When Conan farts inside a styrofoam cup, and pours milk in it. This, as many of you know, creates a rotten egg like smell AND taste. Then, he proceeds to offer this refreshment to Andy, thus resulting in a TOKYO SANDBLASTER!!

Conan Farts in cup. Pours in milk. Andy drinks. Mmmmm. Now that's one tasty Tokyo Sandblaster!

by Poway Derek November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...

by King Jiggy November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.

Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.

by Cdre_Perry November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.

Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!

by duckfox91 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.

we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster

by Blaster Master November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.

I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!

by The Stallion God November 11, 2010