An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.
P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
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C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.
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C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.
P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.
by PacoCarnez May 1, 2011
Get the Texas swamp ass mug.Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...
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noun.
1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.
2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.
1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.
2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.
1. Let's go out and get coffee while the Saspatch loads.
2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,
2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,
by Nicholas Holland February 4, 2008
Get the saspatch mug.It is when you punch someone so hard they go through the earth, most typically used by Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson in his bid to become the only Hollywood actor working today
by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh July 15, 2019
Get the swagpunch mug.A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.
Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken
by King_of_Lucario123 November 17, 2020
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Get the Muh Swamp mug.A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.
Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.
Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!
Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!
Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?
Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...
Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!
Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!
Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?
Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
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