Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

by Yonaton January 3, 2009

Sunday Funday

Sunday
Funday
Better than a Monday
Can only do it one way
and that is the drunk way

Sing the "Sunday Funday" song at brunch... on a Sunday

by Madarama August 14, 2014

sunday blues

when it is sunday, you have school the next day, its 8 o'clock, the sun's setting, you just broke up with your girlfriend

Guy: Man, I'm sad. I have the sunday blues

by supsups May 13, 2005

Sunday Sickness

Sunday Sickness, The horrible feeling you get on a sunday, usaully in the afternoon, not nescciarily After drinking on saturday night.

"josh do you want to come out this afternoon?"
"sorry mewser i cant i have really bad Sunday Sickness"
"booooo"

by Joshhy x December 20, 2008

Sunday Admin

A phrase used to describe various administrative tasks that occur on a Sunday, such as putting a washing in, doing your supermarket shopping or doing work for your job that has to be done for the next day.

"What are you up to today?"
"Ah...just the usual Sunday Admin"

"Oh no, I can't tonight, I've got Sunday Admin to do"

by Sparkle Echo July 8, 2012

Sunday Sloth

An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.

I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.

by Silky Muscles September 1, 2014