1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
Get the cock stoppermug. A particularly large line of cocaine that in theory, could stop your heart beating, but in practice, will get you higher as a Premiership footballer after then last game of the season.
"Holy Jesus fucking Christ, I've just done an absolute heart stopper. Give me five minutes and I'll be talking like a total cunt".
by Dan Syndrome October 29, 2009
Get the Heart Stoppermug. 1) When the male has an erection, to lift and place under belt buckle avoiding a buldge and obvious embarrasment.
2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
Guy: dude I was walking through town and this hot girl walked past with major clevage! I got an instant hard on but I did the stiffy stopper so no one could see!
by Lord Dude May 18, 2010
Get the Stiffy Stoppermug. another word for a butt plug
by Yami November 13, 2003
Get the Rubber stoppermug. An abnormal, large or otherwise life-threatening bowel movement, such that all actions and interactions currently being undertaken must be put on hold (i.e. the 'show' must be 'stopped') in order to take care of one's business, lest the aforesaid movement take care of itself.
by "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" December 10, 2005
Get the show stoppermug. "Commonly mistakened for a object that stops doors. It is infact an adjective used by few like James Greg Dyas. The actualy definition of word is it describes an immensely beautiful person but the real beauty it emphasizes on is the inner beauty of a person with high value to user who describes them."
by Greg August 25, 2004
Get the Door Stoppermug. by An-dee January 19, 2003
Get the don't stoppersmug.