long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

stock-a-roo

Tactic for calling customers out on their bullshit. The process calls for sending a stock map to the customer without telling them, giving the impression that you are attempting to fix their map.

When the bike presents the same issue(s) that it did before, proudly proclaim that you sent a stock map which confirms the issue is not FP3 related. Vance & Hines customer service - we never miss.

It's doing the same thing? Well that's your stock map... not an FP3 issue. Classic stock-a-roo!

by pet_soundsations February 24, 2021

rotating stock

The act of eating while defecating, most likely on a toilet.

"Was Bill done with his food?"
"No, he took it into the bathroom. He's rotating stock."

by PoopMotivation September 7, 2014

Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 29, 2010

Stock Ale

A relatively low alcohol, easy to drink, and economical and easy to brew beer; traditionally targeted towards women and homosexuals.

There goes Keith, cruising again using his stock ale as bait.

by Bungzilla March 12, 2009

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010