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Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
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The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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by Ghostwrider November 23, 2021
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That Orinoco-Stanners is a right pain in the arse he keeps doing it, I wish he could walk in a straight line...
by Stanners Lover September 20, 2018
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by Tim Doheny February 25, 2004
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