Counter-Stalk

To stalk someone back for stalking you.

Hemang was counter-stalking Jake Plichta because he's such a bad kid.

by C Tim December 22, 2008

Levi and his Ween Stalk

Levi is the type of man to send dick pics of his ween stalk. Also, a random clip that many have seen of a "Levi" growing his ween stalk.

"Omg you are such a levi and his ween stalk"

by rotten tomatos March 31, 2020

report stalk

A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.

I'll report stalk you so I know when your tube has arrived.

by Robert Dawes February 14, 2007

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

facebook stalk

After recently adding someone as a friend, the person who friended the other person first looks through a ton of pictures on the second persons profile.

I facebook stalked Amanda last night after she accepted my request. He profile pictures are all hilarious.

by urbandictionaryuser473 July 2, 2009

profile stalk

1. When someone adds you on a social networking site and you go through all of their pictures and content to find out who they are.

2. When you do as the first definition outlines, only you are doing it just to be a creeper/stalker.

1."Dude, I'm not a creeper, I'm only profile stalking her to find out who she is because she added me."

2."Mayne, if you don't quit profile stalking, you're gonna get your ass kicked by someone."

by blahhgkdjlf February 17, 2009

blog-stalk

v. to secretly read someone's blog with the express purpose of learning more about them without their knowledge; to stalk via blog

I'm going to blog-stalk my friend's new boyfriend and find out what he's really like.

I'm blog-stalking that cute girl in poli sci.

My blog-stalker finally posted a comment; she should've known I was tracking her through my web stats.

by Putnawa September 30, 2005