When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
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A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.
A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."
by Shaxdow August 9, 2022
Get the Speedbump position mug.A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.
Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"
Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."
Joe: "No way man! Nice!"
Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."
Joe: "No way man! Nice!"
by Yeskimo August 19, 2009
Get the speedbumping mug.During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
by Traffic Police March 25, 2010
Get the Painting the Speedbump mug.When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
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