smurfs

Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.

I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.

by Robert Lee August 28, 2005

smurf

a tribes player who plays under multiple names. comes from the blue text created when you use an "alias"

omg d00d stop smurfing, that's so lame

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

smurf

While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.

Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.

by kstan3 July 30, 2010

Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012

smurf

1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs

1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.

by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006

Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

by Marky B February 3, 2007

Smurf

1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.

1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!

by Janiak June 16, 2008