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Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
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Smelly Ryan

Have you smelt Ryan he’s a smelly Ryan
by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020
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smelly bridge

the bridge of skin that links between your balls and arse. also known as a wordtaint/word or a wordbarse/word
by lizzie April 23, 2003
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smelly flute

a vagina that smells like body oder
Lizzy has a smelly flute.
Smelly flutes make me sad.
by MaarK~ December 21, 2005
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smelly cunt

Indication that the female genital region is offensively pungent in the whiff department.

Often caused by repeat arousal to the vagina producing pussy juice that is subsequently not washed. Non washing of the vagina encourages gremlins and germs to proliferate and these cause the smell.

Derogatory term for someone who smells bad.
Gladys had a very smelly cunt - I couldn't bring myself to lick it!

Oi Johnny! You're a smelly cunt - that fart smelled like a fisher wive's dirty pussy!
by M.Powers July 21, 2008
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smelly negroid

One who emits a rather unpleasant scent, from lack of cleanliness.
by robbby April 22, 2003
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smelly poop

YOU
by sillygoose42069 July 21, 2021
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