by A MAN DUHh January 13, 2008
Get the smdmug. 
by MariexMurder August 5, 2007
Get the smdmug. Smd is the acronym for "shake my dick." This term is used in response to people on the internet when they say attempt to sound profound when disagreeing with you but have have nothing to say besides"smh" which is the acronym for "shake my head." This term was coined after being fed up with prepubescent kids online thinking they're the shit.
Little kid - "smh I'm too cool for that"
Robert - "smd you're not fucking cool. Go to school and learn something. THAT'S fucking cool."
Robert - "smd you're not fucking cool. Go to school and learn something. THAT'S fucking cool."
by CompliantMalice January 14, 2014
Get the smdmug. SMD Mode
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.
This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."
This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.
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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"
Bob: "Suck my dick."
Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."
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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."
Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."
Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."
by GuyOfLegends December 23, 2012
Get the SMD Modemug. A way of telling a ho to suck your dick without seeming rude, online, in either a sarcastic or suggestive tone.
Sally: OMG COME VISIT ME AT WORK TOMORROW
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?
Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?
Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.
by targetkent January 2, 2011
Get the smd homug. The best and only quick reply to give to any person, regardless of gender, who is pissing you off IRL.
Girl1: omg you're only 6 foot 1? automatic 3/10 i only want guys 6 foot 5 and above
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!
by giaoligei6969 October 16, 2023
Get the SMD WHOREmug.