water soluble driving skills 

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)

I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

water soluble driving skills by Sammy K Sarcasm December 14, 2018

Bitch Skills 

How good of a bitch you are. The better the skills, the bigger the bitch.

"Nancy doesn't know how to hide the evidence of her game. She lacks bitch skills."

Bitch Skills by BoogalooBob March 19, 2010

Made Skills 

the skill, passed down from ancient Egyptian civilizations, to circumsize prepubescent desert camels for offerings to the Gods; usually performed by a manager in the ancient hierarchy

WOAH, just look at him perform those Made Skills! YA JE KAN!

Made Skills by Mod Dane July 14, 2010

jewish skills 

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

jewish skills by David January 15, 2005

social skills of a turnip

Turnips have no social skills, there for someone with the "social skills of a turnip" have no social skills.

Awkward with people. Poor social skills

Edward doesn't work well with others, he has the social skills of a turnip.

social skills of a turnip by cyberhomie July 1, 2021

Madcow Skills 

To be insanely talented at doing something.

I have Madcow Skills at quarters

Madcow Skills by PookeyBear April 26, 2005

mad skills 

1. Noun - Skills which are in some way mad.

E.G.: Yo, check out these mad skills!


2. Interjection - An expression of triumph or encouragement when an individual or an individual's peers perform some amazing feat.

E.G.: Mad skills, yo!

These mad skills own you!

mad skills by SuL November 22, 2003