simp

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.

Friend~bro stop simping over her
Me~hoes before bros ;)

by XxZoexX August 2, 2020

Simpanzee

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Fucking Simp

When calling someone a simp isn't enough.

Jake: Lmao Chris is such a Fucking Simp.

by xZaeroSin May 21, 2020

chess simp

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.

Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”

by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020

international simp day

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps

International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020

Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019