Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

astral shifting

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.

I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

Reality Shifting

Reality Shifting is basically moving your consciousness NOT your soul or body, to another already existing reality of your desire!it has been practiced from people for many centuries now but it became popular because of tik tok 2020.There was a lot of missinformation and lies about shifting on tik tok so you should be careful but there are many trustable shifters and sources to get information about it from! Shifting is not daydreaming nor lucid dreaming it feels exactly the same as this present moment you have all of your senses!YES YOU CAN SHIFT!There are many technics called "Shifting methods" that you don't really have to use but can be useful to help you reach to your desired reality (Dr) also known as Intended reality (Ir).Yes you can actually shift to a fictional world or to be an animal.Antishifters still find it hard to believe the reality of shifting but if YOU beleive that it's real then IT IS!Anyone is capable of it just by beleiving!GO AND SHIFT BABES!😌 And for those having doubts or being scared ...THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!No you are NOT gonna die or get stuck/stay forever to another reality unless that's what your desire!No it is not against any religions NO it is not dangerous.It requires your effort but you sure can!People in your desired realities are REAL don't mess with them!Take care and shift~

Person A: YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I JUST DID!
Person B: You look very excited what is it?
Person A:Okay sit down i got to share this with you..I JUST CAME BACK FROM A REALITY SHIFTING!

by _ nknown X May 21, 2022

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".

Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...

by Jon66 January 19, 2013