Ass Shit

Apparently cool, replaces cool

"Those comic books are the ass shit"

by Rissi Davis May 29, 2008

shit ass fuck ass buttcheek doo doo fart

shit ass fuck ass buttcheek doo doo fart means you are a faggot

Jason: Yo whats good bro
Jaquavious: STFU wit yo shit ass fuck ass buttcheek doo doo fart ass
Jason: why bro
Neglanta: sheesh mcgee he just flamed yo ass

by Jakeisaniggainparis March 17, 2021

ass-shit

1 - stronger way to say bullshit
2 - moving the hyphen to change the emphasized syllable and make your statement more humorous/awkward

1- "That's some ass-shit!"
2- after smoking some great herb you say "That was some good ASS-SHIT" instead of "That was some good-ass shit"

by sandalhat January 30, 2009

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath March 10, 2009

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018