shifty eyes

kind of creepy look that slightly turns you on.

Natalie definitely got shifty eyes from the hottie at the bar last night.

John and Alison were giving each other shifty eyes during lab.

by sandymaple September 10, 2010

Shifty Disco

to get on with doing something as quickly as possible

lets shifty disco out of here

by Pete G June 11, 2006

Shifty Shellshock

A bit of a willy really.

Bit shifty...

by Evil Pete August 23, 2003

[Shifty Sleeves]

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 1, 2009

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004