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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
by Estacada James September 25, 2006
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Shasti

Shasti-Greek for "Goddess of beauty". An olived-skinned Greek beauty that is among the most sexiest of women alive. Men love her, women want to be like her. She lives to please, is the best mom and is extremely loyal.

The sexy curves of this Greek goddess is rivaled by no other woman. Her dark eyes, hair and sex appeal make her a topic of aspiration by other women. Unique and filled with mystery, this beauty, filled with love and desire, is a coveted women. Men want her and women are envious.
Holy shit bro! You see that chick over there? She took my breath away! I don't remember what I was doing, but I know what I want to do now! That chick is mysterious and sexy. I know she's out of my league, but I'm going in for the kill. She's a Shasti.
by Simon1 January 10, 2015
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Shartie

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.
Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus
by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016
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Shanties

Shanties:

n. Article of clothing short enough to be mistaken as panties, but worn as shorts.
Guy 1: You see that chick in the shanties?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she looks fine.
by Boom Dizzle January 12, 2011
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Shantish

Meaning not quite right, something out of place.
"Woah that retard guy under the bridge over there fishing with a pencil and soiled underwear is kinda shantish'
by ArMoPrYdE July 26, 2004
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