Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 7, 2009

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

daily serving of fruit

A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend

Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.

Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.

by TwinkleToes72 January 15, 2011

self-serving

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011

single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.

P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.

by Christian Encina June 20, 2008

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006