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the og cock gawker, dick rider, penis sucker, dick tickler, pizzle glizzled, twiddling other men's fiddles, gives the best gawking, and a bottom🥱💯
guy 1: yo is that sebastian under the gay section of pornhub?
guy 2: oh yeah he won the handle dismantler of the year
guy 1: dayum how much he charge?
guy 2: oh yeah he won the handle dismantler of the year
guy 1: dayum how much he charge?
by xy🤝‼️ December 09, 2022
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by gaysabastian December 18, 2018
a phrase named after the legendary parrot Sebastian “the bastard”- It means to travel the seven seas, fucking a disease ridden prostitute at every port
Omg have you heard about Julians gap year travel round the world? He only went and pulled the Sebastian
by Captain Hul April 15, 2020
That one really extra gay dude that tries to act like he’s not a homosexual and is afraid to come out the closet
by Boot mid ball January 18, 2019
Sebastian is a god-like being. He embodies the phrase of tall, dark, and handsome. Everyone he meets falls in love with his charming personality and kind heart. He's always the best-looking guy in the room but he doesn't know it. Those close to him find him to be trustworthy, smart, and funny. But he's not without his flaws... Sebastian is usually five minutes late to everything, addicted to video games, and usually a bad driver. In his free time, you'll find him at the gym or watching cute animal videos. Good luck stalking his social media as he's the kind of guy without it. Sebastian usually marries the first girl he dates, so he's usually taken. If you find a single one, KEEP HIM.
by shelbastian November 28, 2020
damn sebastian
by negative99 May 01, 2020