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Scientism

When science turns into ideology, religion and political interests. Rather than to allow people to object, criticize and dissect the subject in the pursuit of truth. If one study have been made it is by some seen as the holy truth and is unquestionable. Everyone questioning it are "deniers" or "anti" in some way or another. Scientism also say that the scientific method is perfected and there are no biases, corruption or economic interests in today scientific research.
There are people of scientism that believe that the first study is unquestionable and call people who criticize it for "deniers" or "anti". That the sciencetific method is perfected and that that it is the absolute truth
by Vi veri universum vivus vici September 14, 2021
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Trust The Science

The doctor gave him something and he got sick now they wanna give me and when I ask about it all the say is Trust The Science
by Christopher Peters (N.B.A) December 31, 2021
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Bill Nye the Science Guy

A show on PBS that tries to make science fun. The titular science guy is a big fan of chemistry, biology, physics, geology, and pretty much all science barring social science. A show that you don't appreciate the value of until you get to watch it in school.
Without doubt, Bill Nye the Science Guy is the most fun part about science class. There's nothing like taking a break from writing down notes and just sitting back and watching Bill Nye. Even if you don't find it entertaining, hey, it's a movie.
by Syckls October 12, 2005
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Dumb shit scientists

Doing really idiotic stuff and calling yourself a scientist cos why the fuck not
Generally used in video games
Bob: hey bro les jump on Fortnite and do some dumb shit so we become dumb shit scientists
Jake: Ye man
by Dat boi’s dad October 15, 2018
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Schontchz

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.
Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?
by AirSwo February 18, 2009
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bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
by stoppid February 24, 2019
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cristine the science queen

A Simply Nailogical character. The mother of all holosexuals and the creator of all good. She killed Bill Nye.
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