Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
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Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024
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Caden Schneider

Caden likes to watch all kinds of tv such as
“Cobra Kia” “demon slayer” “Tokyo ghoul” “stranger things” “gay midget porn” “family guy” he loves to watch all the shows listed😁
Caden Schneider loves “gay midget furry nugget porn
by Daddy domy December 23, 2022
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Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome
To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
Schneidering
by actavios September 05, 2012
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Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.
Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!
by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025
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