Hammiches

Silly little dude on a love quest

Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little person on a love quest

Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011

Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

sammich

1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.

Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!

by Fisch December 14, 2006

Sammich

1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing

"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt

"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato

"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi

"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes

by DR. Ush April 27, 2010

poopie weiner sammich

A chili dog. It can have mustard, mayonaise, ketchup, and many other toppings. Mustard is urine. Ketchup is blood. Mayonaise is man jelly. Chili is poopie. The hotdog is the weiner. The bun is the sammich.

JoeBob: Get me a poopie weiner sammich, GooberBoy.
GooberBoy: Would you like urine, man jelly, or blood on that?
JoeBob: I'll take some manjelly, some of your prized manjelly!

by John Y. August 9, 2004