Wang Sammich

1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
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fancy sammich

Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.
Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.
by FancySammich01 November 12, 2010
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booger sammich

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier
don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.
by Brett Watson March 15, 2006
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guido sammich

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.
When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
by Felicia Morgan January 03, 2008
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sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho
by neoconraisedliberal May 27, 2005
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Nucko Sammich

A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.
Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.
by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009
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Crow sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.
My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!
by Tonyaguas January 12, 2011
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