alyssa and salvador

she's into the kid

"Hey did you check out the Pinterest board she made of Alyssa and Salvador?"
"Yeah! Such cute nurseries!!!"

by thekids#1fan July 18, 2020

Salvador Allende

As supported by Wikipedia, he was the first Marxist ever to be elected to the national presidency of a liberal democracy with 33% of the vote and unconstitutional partnerships during the Cold War. Invited 50-year Cuban dictator Fidel Castro to Chile for 23 days for advice on how to change constitution and carry out communist-led revolution alike 1948 Czechoslovak coup d'état. Plan backfired. Allende's presidency was ended by opposing forces on second attempt aka 1973 Chilean coup d'état.

-Study confirms that you can make Americans believe anything that international communism says about Salvador Allende if they fail to Wikipedia fact check

-I can be super chill and smoke weed and read about democratic ideas but will fact check before glorifying communist leaders like Stalin who killed millions or Salvador Allende who almost did the same as he attempted to turn Chile into a second Cuba

by Wiseman_freedom_seeker September 13, 2020

the salvador

“The Salvador”is when you put a sombrero and a mustache on your penis and penetrate your significant other while drinking a corona

Guy-imma do “the Salvador” to you
Girl-why does your penis have a mustache

by The dirty Salvador September 22, 2020

Salvador

retired fuck boy, russian war criminal, hentai addict, lover of men, CEO of Maya Cinema, dogshit at rocket league.

Salvador a lagger

by LOOOOOOOOOOLXDJAJAJA July 1, 2022

Salvador

Salvador is the most perfect boy you’ll ever meet he’s sweet, funny, and caring he’ll always be there for you and will never leave you to all the Salvador’s out there I LOVE YOU

Girl 1: Oh look it’s gabby and Salvador

Girl 2: She’s so lucky

by Iminlove265372 May 26, 2022

Salvador

Also known as Gabe, they are school smart but not street smart, they’re also very dense and dont communicate very well.

Mack: Did you hear Harry Styles new song?
Salvador: You mean Henry Styles?
Mack: No, Harry Styles

by EnglishRando May 29, 2021

Salvador

The coolest person who drives the fastest car in their friend group. Often only get to see the tail lights of his integra.

Salvador is fast ass fuck

by KingJur November 23, 2021