Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

Islamic salami

Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.

Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day

by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022

Salami switch

To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.

Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!

by Nevereatpoopies March 19, 2011

Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.

Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 7, 2021

Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

eat the salami

to eat a smelly vagina

john:brooo will you eat the salami
george: brooo gross, yes

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Salam Salami

Ulimete swag

You look like a Salam salami

by Penetratie gat 69 January 30, 2021