Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.
by Daddy Carlos June 03, 2020
by P.U.R.V. August 05, 2018
A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
by CaptainSoap April 01, 2015
by Mark.R August 10, 2019
gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022
by Hdizzle96 April 24, 2018
Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.
by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022