Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

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Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

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Islamic salami

Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.

Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day

by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022

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spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

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