mutteringdeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of Heraldo Rivera

MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!

MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming.

VC: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
Heraldo Rivera: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you fuck, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
Heraldo: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
Heraldo: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"

by MutteringDeath December 9, 2008

Nutterings

The verbal musings of a nutter

if you notice a crazy person spouting nutterings avoid eye contact at all costs.

by Dickie.Suzuki January 13, 2009

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

runnering

It's a fun way of saying Running. It is a recently found slang word use in the DFW metroplex!

I think i left the water runnering?

Did i leave the water runnering?

by into the woods April 30, 2016