ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
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*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it

ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead

by leomhm February 07, 2023

RuLer PS

Sabz mom neesher

RuLer PS

by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.

EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?

by CJ2024 March 05, 2024

Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.

John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler

by Getf3d July 12, 2013

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025