Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111

by Pyrometer June 28, 2010

Rule 1138

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.

The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.

by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011

Rule 1701

You do not fuck with Captain Picard. Evar.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince... Patrick Stewart died today. RIP 1949-2009.
Hell no! Rule 1701! *ban*

by Rianamarie September 15, 2009

Rule 1337

When there is a game, there are hacks for it.

Rule 1337 can include the following:
-Aimbot
-Speed Hacks
-Spin Bot
-Triggerbot
-And Ownage

by Rule 1337 June 3, 2011

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rebecca Black is the epitome of Rule 19.

by flypossums May 23, 2011

Rule 17

Every win eventually fails

Guy: Halo 2 FTW ^_^

Guy2: Halo 3 is out now. Rule 17

by pseudonimph February 5, 2009

Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009