Rusty: "hey man you want a beer?"
Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"
Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"
Porpoise: "um...yeah i guess, but only if theyve got a porter or some kinda microbatch brew"
Rusty: "dude... are you chafed from all that yuppie rub!?"
by The Rusty Porpoise November 02, 2014
1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.
Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.
by Snipediddy August 23, 2005
1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.
Alternatively:
2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.
Alternatively:
2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.
1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug
2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug
2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum
by rugrubber March 20, 2022
by Kingofdick June 09, 2020
by Calixto November 13, 2005
by Stroker August 28, 2003
when a girl uses her bra to stroke your cock. or tit fucking with a bra on that when a girl sticks your dick in between her cleavage and jacks you off as your dick slide up and down against the fabric.
by buddy February 11, 2004