Blue route

A heterosexual wormhole.

Penis-in-female-urethra sex.

Guy: Can I go in the other hole?
Girl: Well, I really don't like anal se...
Guy: No, the other OTHER hole.
Girl: Oh. Well. Yeah, let's do that.

(Blue route)

by dr_teeth May 16, 2008

Scene it route

An alternative to scenic route.
When you are driving or walking somewhere and you realize you’ve been on the route before.

Friend: How about we take the scene it route to the movies?
Friend 2: Don’t you mean the scenic route?
Friend: Nope.

by Alltaywell April 1, 2019

Dayton Route

A route that involves changing freeways or highways multiple times to get to your destination.

I took the "dayton route" to get from Akron to Parma.

by Bruiser November 24, 2003

Proto Route

The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.

A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.

Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject

"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"

by RedDire April 18, 2015

The Faggot Route

Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.

it is a good idea but will have to go "The Faggot Route" and watch the game in my bed.

by skyrider2002 May 12, 2021

Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

hoot route

smoking pot in a moving vehicle.

Dude, wanna go on a hoot route when we get out of work?

by Teddu August 6, 2003