Romanian Abortion

the process of having anal intercourse with someone to the extent wich you kill the child of the pregnant mother

also may be used as a threat

Bill- your girlfriendis being such a bitch

John-Iknow if she doesn't stop soon ill have to give her a Romanian Abortion

by TheRomanianSurvivor June 7, 2010

Romanian Surprise

Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.

My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.

by Murph Stone January 8, 2009

Romanian Eggplant

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

Romanian Oatmeal

A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.

"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."

by Spengbab February 22, 2008

Romanian hook

Romanian hook means using all five fingers and hoking the girls vagina like an anchor

"that Romanian hook got me stuck up there for hours"

by Romanian hook August 4, 2018

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

Romanian Meat

This is not referring to the fine delicacies of many Romanian Delis. It is a direct reference towards what is inside a Romanian boy's shorts. It is usually used as an insult because most Romanian Meat is little in quantity. Upon viewing a picture of Romanian Meat a microscope is always necessary. Often a boy with Romanian Meat is a Romaniac. Even though Romanian Meat is far from being fantabulous they don't hesitate to show you.

John: Hey babe wanna see my Romanian Meat?

Sally: Errr no?

John: Aww come on girl!

(John Flashes Romanian Meat at Sally)

*Long awkward and silent pause*

John: You likey?

Sally: Haha sorry I couldn't see anything...what was I looking for? A Tic-Tac?

by John's friendly neighbor April 12, 2008