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Robert

Robert is a very loving, sweet, caring, boy who loves to play outside. He always loves to play sports especially baseball. He has a good body but always thinks he’s fat. Girls really like him but they never want to admit it. He’s very charming and a great friend to have.
Let throw ball urudhsud robert
by TrueFactsGod May 9, 2020
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Robert

The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small
by RjNhK January 21, 2020
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Robert

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being
by Big dick mother fuckaa January 4, 2018
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Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.
Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.
by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018
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Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019
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Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.
Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!
by MisWit May 27, 2015
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Robert

A gay fat retarded bitch that like to finger himself and his dad left him
Your dad dont like you robert
by King smithy December 28, 2018
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