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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.
Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
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chees ritual

a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.
(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual

(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024
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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.
Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023
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Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
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