Ricardo

Ricardo used to be a cool guy. Hot, sexy, great kisser and funny but the mask couldn’t last long and turns out he doesn’t like sec with women, he thinks he doesn’t smell and he is deluded about off spring which look and behave retarded! The love of his life is still waiting for him at the church and although he says he won’t use her for a green card: it’s obvious that he will! He used anyone! Poor fatty have a little drinkie poo thinks shit don’t stink because he chose to have kids with her. So in conclusion R walks around in a circle crying that he is busy and stressed but doesn’t actually do much. Sadly doesn’t believe in karma but shouod because he wronged someone very very much, he did so much wrong thwt it’s unforgivable but he thinks that person doesn’t mind and diesnt blame him! Sadly R’s ego is size of mars and possibly in his head he lives on mars. He will read this Becauee he is such a loser that he writes about himself! Bit like social media- it’s all for likes and being a catfish!

Her: oh please stop being a bully and take a look at yourself will you
Ricardo: yes I can see in the mirror that I have been staring at for 4 hours that I am actually gay.

by Nothinggoinfforu March 7, 2023

Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.

Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

rimasto

persona che ha fatto così tanto uso di droga (spesso marijuana ) che è diventato cerebralmente tardivo, anche senza farne uso

Quel ragazzo si è fatto le canne tutti i giorni per anni, non c'è da stupirsi se adesso è un rimasto

by kalyptein April 6, 2015

rimas

Amazingly nerdy with a hint of minty freshness

That restaurant may have an arcade, but it's still really rimas'y

by Atticusa Loealla May 11, 2008

ricardo

and absolute narcissistic trash bag who cares about nothing but money

her:do u wanna be together?
him: no i prefer money over women.
them: hes defo a ricardo

by binxie bottom December 17, 2019

Store remark

A statement said in an attempt to appear witty or clever, but that has been overused to the point of having exactly the opposite effect

Tom - I graduated from an American high school, so I don't know what it's like over here.
Mark - Wow, you got all the way through it without getting shot?
Tom - What a store remark.

by MatureIndividual February 26, 2020

Ricardo cabeza

Spanish version of "dick head". As the English version of ricardo=Richard which is usually shortened to the nick name Dick, while the English translation for Cabeza is head. Ricardo Cabeza= Dick Head.

Shut the fuck up ricardo cabeza

Shut the fuck up ricardo cabeza

by funbuns July 19, 2014