Lot's of sterotypes. But here's the REAL thing from and actual Rhode Islander (Surprise! Didn't know there was any?)
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.
Funny story: Once my family was visting somewhere (Massachutesettes or NH maybe) and (this was when I was really little, I don't even remember but my family told me, my brother, who was like four at the time, ordered coffee milk at a resturant, a waitress brought him coffee AND milk! She'd never even heard of coffee milk (the Rhode Island state drink) before!
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1.A great state to leave 2.A half baked experiment in politics gone horribly awry 3.A great place to drink & drive ( even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns, there are bars everywhere, and most cops don't care unless you hit something and they actually have to put down their donut and work )4. A textbook example of how to destroy otherwise beautiful & picturesque coastal property 5. A great place to find an amazing variety of food at any hour of the day or night ( if you know where to go ) 6. A great state to leave
by Fritay December 14, 2008
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rhode island ain't run by the mob - its run by rhode island girls !
well, actually it is run my the mob.
boston ass wipe: "hey, hey sweet thang ! come ova here you rhode island girl ! ima show what these island boys cant do !"
rhode island girl: *in heels - no less* "fuck off ! rhode island ain't an island ass wipe ! hey, brad - ryan, go fuck up that boston douche bag !"
brad and ryan: "hey ! asshole ! dont you fuckin dare go near my cousin !"
*brad and ryan beat the shit outta the boston punk*
well, actually it is run my the mob.
boston ass wipe: "hey, hey sweet thang ! come ova here you rhode island girl ! ima show what these island boys cant do !"
rhode island girl: *in heels - no less* "fuck off ! rhode island ain't an island ass wipe ! hey, brad - ryan, go fuck up that boston douche bag !"
brad and ryan: "hey ! asshole ! dont you fuckin dare go near my cousin !"
*brad and ryan beat the shit outta the boston punk*
by bumble bee x December 29, 2007
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Guy 1: Rhode Island? Never heard of it? Do you mean, Long Island?
Guy 2: WTF? No! Rhode Island!
Guy 3: Oh, he means Ghetto Island
Guy 1: Ohhh. That place sucks dick!
Guy 2: WTF? No! Rhode Island!
Guy 3: Oh, he means Ghetto Island
Guy 1: Ohhh. That place sucks dick!
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