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average Rivals Player

When ever you play the roblox game rivals there will be 12 year old larps who spam the words "ur poor" "show funds" if you call them bad at the game. This what the average rivals player does after they lose to timmy.
John: HAHA EZ win

extortherskintillsherepentstodemons: show funds brokie add me on tele @richeboy420comboss

John: Ur mad get better haha your just the average rivals player
by synthable November 21, 2025
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The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.
Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.
by Vaxazie April 12, 2017
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Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.
“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”
by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025
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Black Panther (Marvel Rivals)

A Evil Demon who plays the game Marvel Rivals not to have fun by itself, but to inflict pain and suffering into Supports so that they can feel happpy having ruined someone's game, they are caracterized by being placed into 2 separate classifications, the "Noob BP" and the "Quick-Play God BP" with rare exceptions, where they are both separated by essentially skill and lack of sunlight, where the Noob BP has a social life, friends, family and saw sunlight in the last week, the Quick-Play God BP does not have any of these traits, instead remaining inside their mom's basement trashtalking casual players all day and all night.
With a few rare exceptions, with the most notable one being the Celestial BP, in which, you have to hard counter him and be fully aware of his position at all times in order to not lose your competitive gamesl, a Celestial BP is Satan incarnate, it know's he's Satan incarnate, and he takes joy out of it.
Strategist 1: THIS FUCKING BLACK PANTHER (Marvel Rivals) IS INSTAKILLING ME IN SPAWN! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING OR IM CHANGING TO DPS!
Strategist 2: True.
Vanguard 1: We can't peel back now, a DPS should counter him
Duelist 1: I am not changing, im 23/5.
Strategist 1: Aight no heals then.
by MyersFan1957 July 13, 2025
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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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hop on Marvel Rivals

to have hot, lubed, gay anal sex with your boys while dressed in spiderman masks.
by shlutphuppy August 11, 2025
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screen time rivalry

In this phenomenon, there are always countless other people with way more screen time than the amount of screen time you're able to have. It's because the country with world's highest screen time (Indonesia, 6.05 hours per day) is also the 4th most populous country in the world, housing 270 millions of inhabitants.
Every time I check my screen time stats, I feel the pressure of the screen time rivalry, especially knowing Indonesia has the highest average at over 6 hours a day!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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