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Reuben

A person who wishes he could see through that window
Person 1: Hey who is this guy ?
Person 2: It looks like he wishes he could see through that window.
Person 1: Then its probably Reuben.
by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018
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reubens are always 'minecraft boiis'. theyre very annoying and always spend their lunch breaks on their phones even though their friends are with them.
oi reuben get off your phone, di*k!
by peeeeeepooooo69 May 21, 2021
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the sickest and sweetest man alive, he has a heart of gold and will treat you well if he likes you. He is usually ginger and has the prettiest eyes as well as the prettiest body. He is funny and I laugh constantly when I’m around him
“Have you met that oak Reuben?”

Other person: “ yes he has the purest energy and is the best person
by King Julian ate your mom November 1, 2021
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biggest heart. brilliant jokes. best personality.

this man has the purest energy along with the kindest soul, he is caring and supportive as well <3

he will always be there for you and make you crack a smile every now and then.
“Have you met the new kid reuben”

Other person, “ yes, sickest oak there is and has the coolest ginger hair
by King Julian ate your mom November 1, 2021
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Slick Reuben

You're bangin' your chick doggy style and just before dumping your load, you pull out and jam an umbrella in her ass and while reciting today's weather forecast you drop a clump of MAN-aisse on her back.
Joey was hitting Linda from behind when he decided to give her a slick reuben. It's a good thing his umbrella was ready.
by Barry McCockinher May 5, 2008
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Greazy Reuben

Orally injesting the yeast infected discharge from the vagina. The inner Labia ( Labia Minora ) is recognized as the corned beef in the Rueben sandwich and the outer Labia ( Labia Majora) is recognized as the bread from the sandwich. The yeast infected discharge is recognized as the thousand island dressing. Finally the discharge soaked pubic hair serves as the final ingredient, the Sour Kraut.
While going down on Sherie, Billy realized the odd flavor of Sherie's meat skirt was a "Greazy Reuben".
by AK MUD December 8, 2010
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The adorable pig that is Jesse's pet in Minecraft Story Mode...
NOOOOO!!!!!!! REUBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 4th Impact 4 LIFE!!!!!!! September 21, 2016
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