reubean

Pronounced re-oo-bee-an, it is a unusual spelling of rubeen.

You are a reubean.

by MrBeenyButFace March 20, 2022

Paul Reubens Hat Trick

To masturbate 3 times in one day.

My wife and kids are gone for the day. I am contemplating whether or not to attempt the Paul Reubens Hat Trick

by Shinebert April 24, 2015

Full Reuben

Going full bore into something without caring about the consequences. For example, getting into a shower after a full two day bender and falling asleep for two hours, or falling head over heels in love and getting engaged within a month.

'I can easily see myself go Full Reuben on her.'
'I went out on Friday and woke up on Monday morning. I now have a belly button ring and a questionable tattoo. I went Full Reuben.'

by softpussysophie September 24, 2020

Reuben

Reuben is one of the twelve tribes of Israel, the first born son of Israel, known today as the Seminole Indians.

Genesis 49:3 Reuben, thou art my firstborn, my might, and the beginning of my strength, the excellency of dignity, and the excellency of power:

by Romans9 November 30, 2018

Reuben

A person who wishes he could see through that window

Person 1: Hey who is this guy ?
Person 2: It looks like he wishes he could see through that window.
Person 1: Then its probably Reuben.

by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018

Reuben

reubens are always 'minecraft boiis'. theyre very annoying and always spend their lunch breaks on their phones even though their friends are with them.

oi reuben get off your phone, di*k!

by peeeeeepooooo69 May 21, 2021

Reuben

the sickest and sweetest man alive, he has a heart of gold and will treat you well if he likes you. He is usually ginger and has the prettiest eyes as well as the prettiest body. He is funny and I laugh constantly when I’m around him

“Have you met that oak Reuben?”

Other person: “ yes he has the purest energy and is the best person”

by King Julian ate your mom November 1, 2021