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margarinal returns

"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Inadvertent Return

When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.
I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap.
by Jimmy2Shits March 31, 2022
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Kick Return

Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.
Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!
by Ryin82 December 15, 2008
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Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
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Return to Blockland

Return to Blockland (or RTB) was a social network that Blocklanders could access in-game if they had the addon installed. It gave players the access to a chat room, a "friends" and "friends list" function, and a menu to install addons from the menu. I know that there is more that I am forgetting, but it has been more than a year since it was shut down.

It was shut down around February 6th, 2014.
There is however, a website that emulates the website edition, not the overlay. It is however, just the addon menu. I can't link it here, but you can still google it.
Guy 1: Dude, I just found this cool addon for Blockland!
Guy 2: Really? What is it?
Guy 1: It's called Return to Blockland, or something like that, just install it. It adds social features and a place to install addons.
Guy 2: Sounds cool, let's check it out!
by Jshotgun August 5, 2015
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point of no return

the point on a poorly made urinal, where the least amount of piss bounces back on to your trousers
hey man, did you piss on your leg?
oh yeah, i couldn't find the point of no return on that shitty urinal
by kosherbacon January 3, 2011
mugGet the point of no returnmug.

return to mooseport

sometimes referred to as the bullwinkle; returning to the site of the moose previously anally raped the subject begins to anally rape the moose again only to have his dick bit by a opossum which was living inside the dead moose corpses anal cavity
how about a return to mooseport
by bean dip August 20, 2006
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