When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022
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If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It mug.A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.
Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."
GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
Get the Golden Retriever mug.Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.
And shits.
In BUSHES
And shits.
In BUSHES
by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023
Get the Golden Retriever mug.A guy who is loving, loyal, boyfriend material. Easygoing, non-complicated, and always emotionally available, his priority is to make the object of his affection happy. First noted mention was in Gilmore Girls Season 3, Episode 4 (One’s got class and the other one dyes) 2002, Jess ridiculing Luke for being always readily available to Lorelei despite any guarantee of reciprocal action on her part.
“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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by Psutey September 25, 2021
Get the Golden Retriever mug.A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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