Rejexting

Rejexting - Sending another person a hookup text and getting a solid no.

me- alright. can i be honest?
her- you want me? i know
me- hahah shut up loser. act like you dont want me
her- nope.

Dude, I was wasted Sexted jennifer to come over, she texted "im in bed with someone"
Talk about rejexting..

by Eddie Mountain June 11, 2010

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2. Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.

You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'

' How epic. '

' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '

' Oh God guys your so epic '

by epicccc kids December 31, 2009

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Rotating villain

A criminal tied down to a lazy Susan.

Example:
Officer: I just went down to the county jail and saw a rotating villain. It’s pretty rare that we see that form of punishment anymore because it’s pretty medieval.
Child: Wow cool.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

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