retardedly

acting in a manner that is retarded; doing something while showing qualities that are associated with having a mental disease.

After Kelly fell on the ground, she retardedly tripped over a curb.

by Anna March 15, 2005

retardeder

adj. (even) more retarded

Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!

by freakomatic May 15, 2006

Color-Retarded

(Adjective) Although medically similar to colorblindness but people suffering from being color-retarded constantly try to correct people from saying colorblind with fraudulent terms such as color-deficient. Color-retarded is the politically correct term for colorblindness.

1.)Chris Rains is so color-retarded that he doesn't know the schools colors.
2.)Mr. Rains can't understand the theory of color because he is so color-retarded.

by Mr.McGee February 4, 2010

Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

by UprTupr December 29, 2012

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

resharded

(adj.) an act or engagement of someone too strung out on methamphetamine.
(n.) a person who is overly consumed in paranoia due to the effects of being on methamphetamine.

my friend has been hanging out with too many of the resharded lately.

that girl on day 5 was acting completely resharded.

by wiredsavvy_23 October 3, 2010

Half Retarded

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018