"Religidiot," rhymes with "Village Idiot."
Derogatory term for a Christian Fundamentalist...who usually deserves it.
Derogatory term for a Christian Fundamentalist...who usually deserves it.
"This was once a nice, quite town of tolerance and intellectualism until the religidiots took over and burned all the books in the public library."
by Carl J. Maltese March 31, 2007
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You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"
Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"
Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.
Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.
Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"
Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"
Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.
Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.
Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
by MagickDio March 17, 2010
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LA based punk band that you either love madly, hate passionately or find exceedingly dull. Their songwriting team consists of a UCLA life science professor, and the president of Epitaph Records who tend to use a heightened and advanced vocabulary when coming up with their poignant socio-political and pseudo-philosophical lyrics. Their lineup also consists of some of punk rock's finest musicians including Greg Hetson of Circle Jerks fame, Brian Baker of Minor Threat/Dag Nasty fame and Brooks Wackerman from Suicidal Tendencies. They have been around for approximately twenty eight years.
"Look around and ask someone if you are alive,
you're a sidewalk cipher speaking prionic jive.
So, I give you me,
I give you nothing!"
-- "Give You Nothing"
Me: 'prionic jive?' Must be a Bad Religion song...
you're a sidewalk cipher speaking prionic jive.
So, I give you me,
I give you nothing!"
-- "Give You Nothing"
Me: 'prionic jive?' Must be a Bad Religion song...
by Boxcar1565 February 5, 2008
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2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.
3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
2. Reason the world has shit like war, nukes, etc.
3. Sources of hours of online entertainment/brainwashing.
1. Religion
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.
Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
2. Politics
3. The Great Pumpkin
Talk about these and you're fucked.
Religion and politics, ain't they a bitch?
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Get the Religion Rape mug.1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".
Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.
Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?
Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.
by Thinking Human May 31, 2011
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