religion

a man made beleif used to make people completely pathetic
my religion is catholic
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Religionality

Re-lige-in-nal-it-tee
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Composed of the root words: "religion" and "originality", Religionality means to discover religion in a unique and original way, one that is self-defined.
Oscar: What is your religion?
Tyrone: My religionality is one that I came up with myself and different than others.
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Religion

The greatest con of all time, starring everyone's favorite hippie and con man, Jeebus Christ. (Hehe.)
What is the point of having a Religion, when you cannot prove that the religion's story itself is true?

You know how they say that in the USA, supposedly 80% of the population are christian? That is nothing other than propaganda generated by the church to alienate the minorities that live there; to allow minorities to feel out of place and conform to their religious philosophy. It's really about 50-something percent of christians that live in the USA, and some of the so called "christians" don't even go to church.

One question I want theistic religious people to answer: if newborn babies die, do they still get let into heaven, even though babies have no beliefs?

Well?...
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religion

a belief in something spiritual that cannot be proved
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism are very popular religions.
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religion

The, in my opinion, TRUE plague and scourge of the Earth.


...Not much else I can say that hasn't already been said...
OMG RUN!!! IT'S RELIGION!!! AHHH *is consumed by unescapable darkness*

Is "unescapable" even a word? Meh, who cares.
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religion

A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping
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